Paris Hilton banned from the Oscars

Paris Hilton, banned from the Oscars...money can't buy class, but it can keep the herp in check!!

Oh sweet joy, I can watch an entertainment event free of Paris Hilton and her trained crabs! Banned from the Oscars sounds like her new sex tape, but it is a slice of reality, honey you are not an actress and you wouldn't know art if someone showed you! Oh I am pretty sure that she is all torn up, broken, downtrodden, and unbelievably hurt, good. Cry into the arms of Travis, Stavros, Brody or any other of those idiots that care to have your vag on the half shell. Go to the after party and get clowned by legitimate performers and people in the industry, the AVN awards are in a year, take heart.

Source: Morning Paper